Genesis: The birth of Saucy Sports

The day has finally come when Nostradamus put pen to paper, when the Saint Louis University football team threw the first forward pass, when Tiger Woods fucked his first stripper.

This blog should be the shade in the Sahara for real sports fans that are considering going Jan 6 on the talking heads and dumb takes spiraling on the web.

If you find yourself considering taking a cheese grater to the forehead because Sex and the City is on non-stop while your wife is folding laundry and you're considering ending it all - don't you fucking do it!

Go to the garage, crack a cold one, and get some high viscosity sauce shoved down your throat.

I'm not going to lie, I think I am seeing the board crystal clearly right now. This feeling is a little empty though because I need to share my struggle.

Not in a way that's going to take back the Sudetenland and do meth while overthrowing the world. But in a way where I might find some people who are witnessing this rock hurl through space in the same way I currently am.

So get here early and often, and let's start a revolution.

~ Oily Dog Andy