Tommy Fleetwood’s Next Brand Deal?

Tommy Fleetwood – one of Britain’s most notorious golfers – is currently homeless when it comes to his sponsored apparel. With sponsors literally slapping logos on any piece of untouched fabric on athletes these days, it seems wild that the #3 ranked golfer in the world does not currently have a deal. Formerly a 16-year Nike athlete, Fleetwood is looking to take his luscious locks, can’t-believe-it’s-not-butter swing, and surprisingly good teeth for a Brit, to a brand worth repping.

Saucy Sports has gladly assembled the best options this chap should consider.

Skims:

Kim K and Tommy Fleetwood teaming up together seems like an obvious match made in California. No, Tommy doesn’t need to be her 4th husband (he plays the wrong sport), but he could become one of Kim’s brand daddies. Just think of the commercial: a ball “skimming” across the water a couple of times and finding its way to the green – the camera pans to Tommy’s shiny veneers and he says, “Sometimes you just need to SKIM it.” Case closed.

Balenciaga:

Looking to bounce back after serious public blowback from child exploitation rumors, Balenciaga (another potential PizzaGate operative) could hitch its European wagon to the charming, family-forward Tommy Fleetwood in hopes of saving its public image. A Balenciaga golf line would go hard and honestly still be cheaper than SunDayRed and Melbourne Golf.

American Eagle:

Holy shit, AE could come back swinging if they land Tommy Fleetwood. Just imagine Tommy playing in ripped jeans, stitched zipper hoodies, and smelling like a 5th-grade hallway. The scent alone could throw off his opponents. I don’t know if American Eagle is still a thing given that I haven’t been in a mall in a decade, but I think they could make a good pitch.

L'Oréal:

Tommy kills two birds with one stone by landing a massive deal with L’Oréal for both hair and apparel. L’Oréal could just buy Amazon clothing, embroider their logo on it, and the fans wouldn’t even care because of the effortless shine his hair has. This deal would be the counterpunch to Troy Polamalu and Head & Shoulders and would rethink industry boundaries.

Yeezy:

Fleetwood likes baggy pants, and Ye doesn’t seem to be a Nazi anymore – so maybe.

Breezy:

Bangarang, Rufio! Bob from Bob Does Sports flips his YouTube money into the front stage of signature events with Tommy Fleetwood as the lead brand ambassador. The only problem with this scenario is that Fleetwood wouldn’t be the best player in strokes-gained approach on the Breezy roster, with Fat Perez (now Slim Perez) slinging darts on the regular. I don’t know what the best way is to show off beautiful hair other than a little